Nerd Demotivational Poster
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE -
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.
WEDDING CAKE -
NERDS - Die as you've lived.
ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development
GAME OVER -
IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS - You didn't get any in High School
REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.
NERDS - Who said nerds never get out...
HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"
FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends
GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005
NERD - Yes, you are.
NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members
TRANSFORMERS - The real ones are not that awesome
THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.
MASTER OF DEMONS! - SLAYER OF HOARDS! SAVIOR OF DAMSELS! LORD OF- Not now mom! I'm BUSY!!!
EXCUSE ME - How do you say, "I am gonna die a virgin" in Klingon?
BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.
FURRIES VS. KLINGONS - Whoever wins, WE LOSE!
When Two Nerds Marry -
INTERNET DATING PICKUP LINES - Wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?
DEAR NINTENDO NERD -
YEA RIGHT - Because all the PHP programers I have met look like this.
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE -
HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.
BLACK NERDS - Believe it or not, they're everywhere.
BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.
VISUAL KEI -
CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!
F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!
NERD PORN -
nerd porn -
TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death
HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online
NERDS - Who needs Computers, or the internet. When you have these guys around
NERDS - They have balls of steel compared to an Emo Yes, even the girl.
NERD LOVE - We get more than you might think.
VIRGINITY - never lost
CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.
N E R D S - They really could rule the world!
NERDS - It a nerd-eat-nerd world out there...
TRON - Making nerds everywhere Wish they could be digitised by a laser Since 1982
SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?
EH EH EH EH - eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh...snort...snort...(long inhale) eh eh eh eh eh...snort...that's funny!
NERD GIRLS - Equal Instant Hard-On
NIGHTS LIKE THESE - I like to punish my wiener like I caught it breaking in to my house
CROSSOVER NERDS - They all just had an Orgasm
GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people
Viking Rule all -
GEEK JOKE - OUR RESIDENT NERDS (SEE THE FORUM IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE) NEED A CHUCKLE TOO... -
NERD HEAVEN - You had me at halo
GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.
CHASTITY CLUB - The only member
In Soviet Russia... -
NERDS - this guy is creepy
MACS - I suddenly want one.
FUTURE INTERNET NERD - B/C SOON THEYL B TOKNG LIEK THIS!!11! WTF LOL
THIS GUY - Gets more action the %90 of Motifakers.
OVERCOMING GRAVITY -
INFALLIBLE - Smart people are always so sure they're right.
WHITE AND NERDY - How About Just Plain Creepy?
TRAP - The difference between what you see and what you're about to find out
NEVER FEAR - We are from the internet
NERDZ - They are coming...
DIGITAL NATIVES -
FACT - no matter how cool the main character is the nerdy chick with awesome body will ALWAYS steal the stage light
CALAMITY - He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
ARGUING ON THE INTERNET - It makes you one.
NERDS - When will they realise that their fashion trends will never catch on ?
SOMETIMES - Its just that obvious.
NERDS - Freezing? - Search open windows in the task bar!
WANT ME TO INSERT MY FLASHDRIVE INTO YOUR USB HUB? - Erotic catchup line..improved
LINUX - Sticking it to the man since 1970!
NERDS - So, this is our... um... thingy. Its... Hey look, a new computer!
NERDS - now they come in colored boxes
The Doctor -
A NEUTRON WALKS INTO THE BAR - the bartender says "for you, no charge"
ROSARIO DAWSON -
THIS NERD - His day had been awful. 1) He got a C- on the math test. 2) A koopa killed him in Super Mario
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE - was never this honest.
NERD KISS - Awwwwwwwww! Young dorks in love.
FAIL - Because if your blind enough to miss failing at life, youll never wonder where she went nine months ago
NERDS - Get it off, GET IT OFFFFFFFF!
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